Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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