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I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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