i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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