I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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