Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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