can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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