god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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