i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You have to summon your inner elephant
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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