I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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