he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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