if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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