Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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