he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
