I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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