In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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