She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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