How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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