Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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