I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Dignity is for republicans.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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