another moral hangover. fuck.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
she smelled like a LAN party
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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