I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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