Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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