Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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