I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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