Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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