Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My feet surprised me
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