Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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