I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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