Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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