I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize