Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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