jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Actions speak louder than pants.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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