Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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