Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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