so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My dick has a subreddit
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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