I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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