I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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