do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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