ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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