no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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