i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He better not be in your backpack
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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