I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Duck Duck Cougar?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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