you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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