Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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