We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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