Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Small penises have feelings too.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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