fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
