we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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