I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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