do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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