so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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