Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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