We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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