Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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