You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
