I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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