well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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