what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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