I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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